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Bernie Sanders 2016 -




OBAMA IS THE ENEMY OF THE UNITED STATES -




Obama's Nefarious Priorities -




GOVERNMENT BENEFITS -


TAGS: marines earn liberals demand benefits
Rating: 4.62/5

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terroraustralis - September 30, 2012, 10:52 pm
the ones that earned it get 14k per year. the ones that demand it, apparently dont like black presidents...


STRAIGHT PRIDE - We don't need a Straight Day, a Straight Parade or a Straight Awarness Day! A man and Woman are meant to be together


TAGS: g** straight obama marriage
Rating: 4.15/5

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Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 5:38 pm
I bet to save your life you would
rockfan5 - January 20, 2013, 3:05 pm
I honestly would never go g** to save my life, but you have to respect their choices. This is one of the few things i agree with democrats about.


Liberalism -




CHANGE - Because that's all you'll have left when I'm done...




MALIGNANT NARCISSISM - Yep, that's what they call it when you refer to yourself 144 times in your inaugural speech, write 2 autobiographies before age 45 without having accomplished anything in your life other than vote present >130 times.




ARMY VS. MARINES - A big difference




Extra Credit Multiple Choice Question -




UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS -




MARX, LENIN, AND MAO - It's probably not fair to compare Obama to those guys They had way more political experience




If Michael Brown, Eric Garner & Trayvon Martin had been killed in Afghanistan -


TAGS: michael brown eric garner trayvon martin obama holder sharpton jesse jackson farrakhan race baiters naacp afghanistan iraq war troops
Rating: 4.97/5

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Thedge - December 12, 2014, 1:58 pm
Been a couple weeks, probably don't now. Just so the sleep well. 5L


Papal Hypocrisy -




U.S.M.C. - If you don't understand this, you've never meet a United States Marine.


TAGS: if you don t understand this you ve never meet a united states marine
Rating: 4.38/5

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americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 2:53 pm
what does it mean thhen
OTC - November 23, 2014, 12:28 pm
No
americamessedup - November 23, 2014, 12:48 am
they destroy what is ever in there way? no i got it. They will haply destroy something if it means that they get what they want?. I have it guys. they don't play by international rules they will do what they want to get their way? was i close?


Supreme Court Tyranny -




MARK TWAIN - "Patriotism is loving your country all the time and you leaders when they deserve it."




HOMER SIMPSON - Meet the smartest man on Fox




KARL MARX - The father of modern sociology a.k.a. Socialist Sympathy 101 to you Republicans.




MALIGNANT NARCISSISM - Yep, that's what they call it when you refer to yourself 144 times in your inaugural speech, write 2 autobiographies before age 45 without having accomplished anything in your life other than vote present >130 times.




Obama is communist -




THE COMMIE-NAZIS - The Totalitarian Liberal Marxist Fascist Party that will DESTROY US ALL! (According to Republicans, that is.)


TAGS: fascism communism nazism socialism marxism
Rating: 2.36/5

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Cannabal - February 28, 2014, 2:14 am
When in doubt, play the Hitler Card. #13051
RonaldReagan - February 27, 2014, 11:11 pm
Funny. Not a fan of radicals who compare Bush or Obama to Hitler or Nazis. Making fun of a politician is one thing. Comparing them to murderers is insane and depraved.


DON'T LIKE GAY MARRIAGE? - Don't have one. Problem solved.


TAGS: g** marriage
Rating: 2.04/5

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TheConstitutionalist - November 28, 2012, 11:51 am
Statistically there are more g** people on the planet than white people. So should we just go my majority rules and say that whites can't marry; because this is your argument boiled down. Plus if someone wants to marry their car...how does that hurt you?
simplegenius - November 28, 2012, 11:07 am
I don't mind g**s, but I don't believe in redefining everything. we already allowed g**s every right of marriage (at least in my state) but where do we draw the line when we redefine anything? it could spiral out of control quickly. Wanna marry your car?


Stupid Socialist Sanders -




OBAMA'S BRAIN DEAD SUPPORTERS -




The Demonic Hypocrisy Of Planned Parenthood -




Liberal Bigotry -




Semper Fi -




LIBERALS CALL CONSERVATIVES RACIST - So why do they support Planned Parenthood, an organization based in eugenics?




MARINE CORPS - You're doing it wrong




WALMART - Corporate America's contribution to Communist China's Military Might.




Liberal Hypocrisy -


TAGS: liberal hypocrisy ronald reagan too old bernie sanders senile socialist democrat liberal hippie vermont marxist
Rating: 5/5

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ipaprime - September 16, 2015, 1:14 am
Well they must believe that whoever he picks as his vp will carry on his policies when he has to step down.


FACTS - Are stubborn things.


TAGS: chick fil a bigot obama boycott homo***ualmarriage
Rating: 4.26/5

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RonaldReagan - April 5, 2015, 3:54 am
Eating there tomorrow. What does that make me? Hungry
thatmfguy - April 9, 2013, 4:34 pm
Really? so there's no 3rd parties out in Make****upistan?
realogic - March 1, 2013, 9:38 pm
Poor fact. Simply because given the choice between him and a republican (who are very much against same-*** marriage) doesn't give you a lot of leaway aside from not voting at all. d*** stubborn facts.


Being black doesn't make it legal to beat up a 'creepy cracker' -


TAGS: martin protests liberals
Rating: 5/5

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StoneTools - July 21, 2013, 3:50 pm
the exception being that the one who died was white, not "white hispanic"
StoneTools - July 21, 2013, 3:49 pm
Does this sound like the same case, but with the colors of the individuals reversed? http://rochester.ynn.com/content/top_stories/490926/jury-finds-roderick-scott-not-guilty/


Bernie Sanders 2016 -




PAUL "LYIN" RYAN: FASTEST-LIAR-IN-THE-WORLD! - LIE: Paul Ryan says he ran a marathon under 3 hours (says he forgot his time). FACT: He actually ran it in four hours (no REAL marathon runner forgets their time).


TAGS: paul ryan lie marathon funny
Rating: 4/5

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GrouchoMarxist - September 21, 2012, 7:12 pm
And baby bam bam was born to a single mother ... and placed in a manger...
romneyisatool - September 21, 2012, 7:11 pm
Thanks man! Right back at you. I confess: Romney makes it too easy though. He's practically his own comedy writing staff. I'm just putting out there what he's saying to raise awareness. He gets all the creative credit. LOL
marms - September 20, 2012, 11:07 pm
I like your posters. Good stuff


Karl Marx & Bernie Sanders -


TAGS: bernie sanders 2016 karl marx socialist democrat communism socialism commie codger vermont hippie feel the bern feelthebern
Rating: 4.82/5

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Oldsod - October 8, 2015, 5:54 pm
Now, I don't think that's quite true...didn't Sanders used to fry chicken?


Liberal Hypocrisy -




THE AMERICAN DREAM - Began with the Free Market....NOT with Free Loaders.




MEMORIAL DAY -




Warmist Insanity: Climate Change Is Causing Child Marriage -




HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARL MARX - May 5th, also Barack Obama Kicks Off his Presidential Campaign.




MSNBC'S RACIST - "And I think the white GOP likes Herman because they think he's a black man who knows his place." Martin Bashir




MARINE -




ONE PICTURE - Caught it all


TAGS: biden martha ryan finger debate
Rating: 4.7/5

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KALKAM - October 14, 2012, 11:03 am
This about sums it up...


FIRST - we re-educate the children




CURIOUS - Silence


TAGS: gun control trayvon martin
Rating: 2/5

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crankyhead - July 19, 2013, 2:58 pm
*Doing my best impression of Ben Stein in Ferris Bueller's Day Off.* JGalt.....? JGalt.....? JGalt......?
terroraustralis - July 18, 2013, 10:30 am
ironically enough, if his school had reported him, then he would have been in jail awaiting trial the night he died. if it wasnt for his school covering up his crimes, trayvon would be alive.
terroraustralis - July 18, 2013, 10:29 am
i am not sure if his criminal record at the time would have prohibited him from owning a gun, but his school apparently failed to report him for committing a crime, dealing with the issue internally so he wouldnt be arrested
KATO - July 18, 2013, 2:40 am
Would it make a difference if Trayvon registered a gun legally or just stolen one?
terroraustralis - February 8, 2013, 6:06 pm
and if someone attacks you and threatens your life, you should have every right to defend yourself by whatever means you deem neccesary, regardless of what skin colour the attacker has.
terroraustralis - February 8, 2013, 6:05 pm
because trayvon martin was the exact kind of CRIMINAL a**HOLE whom gun control legislation is designed to prevent from owning a gun. just because he was black and unarmed doesnt mean he didnt a**AULT george zimmerman.
BALLS - February 8, 2013, 2:41 pm
Sure he did. Keep drinking that koolaid.
PapaFox - February 8, 2013, 2:39 pm
George Zimmerman hunted down a unarmed scary black teenager
BALLS - February 8, 2013, 1:18 pm
Treyvon Martin attacked George Zimmerman. If anything, Zimmerman needed the gun.


Obama The Elitist Hypocrite -




Liberal Idiots -




HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF INNOCENTS - Have been brutally murdered in the advancement of Marxism, Socialism, collectivism, Communism, etc. How many have been brutally murdered in Capitalist economies???




IRANIAN NAVY..... -




The Sad State Of Modern Day Feminism -




christopher marquez -




If You Ever Feel Stupid... -




OOO-RAHH!! -




EQUAL RIGHTS FOR EVERYONE! - Legalize Zombie Marriage; the government has no right to tell you who can and can't marry just because you're dead.


TAGS: legalize marriage zombie
Rating: 4.43/5

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Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:54 am
While there's going to be abuse of all things in life, as humans are naturally somewhat greedy and subversive, it exists in all areas of the spectrum, rich, poor, individual, corporation, democrat, republican, etc.
Renza - March 7, 2013, 7:52 am
That's why I always suggest investing in a cudgel, they require no ammunition, but have a bit higher physical ability requirement.
Cannabal - March 7, 2013, 7:30 am
This is the real reason the gov'ment wants my guns: to allow the zombie menace to grow and take my brain! Not in my backyard!
JGalt - March 7, 2013, 6:34 am
They can't tell you that you can't vote for Democrats either, if you are dead, nor that you can't vote multiple times if you are dead, nor can you not collect and cash welfare checks!


STAND YOUR GROUND - For some reason, "Stand Your Ground" doesn't apply if you actually are trying to defend yourself from harm. Go figure.




North Korea's Road To Serfdom -




Hillary Clinton -




DR MARTIN LUTHER KING AND DR BEN CARSON -




Liberal Logic: Killing Babies Is Good, Killing Terrorists Is Bad -




Wise words Mr. Twain -


TAGS: congress mark twain
Rating: 5/5

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RonaldReagan - May 18, 2014, 3:36 pm
They don't make them like they used to


" CHANGE YOU CAN BELIEVE IN " - Asking for another Two Trillion Dollar.




R.I.P. MARINES -


TAGS: rip marines chattanooga tennessee islamic terrorism mass shooting gun free zone usmc skip wells carson holmquist david wyatt thomas sullivan semper fidelis mohammad youssuf abdulazeez
Rating: 4.93/5

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Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:01 pm
Pardon the typo: out = our
Bandit5906 - July 20, 2015, 2:00 pm
The only places that are attacked are gun-free zone and our leaders refuse to allow our military to have guns to defend themselves. Leaders claim an "innocent" could get injured? Out military die?


THE CORPS IS NOT IMPRESSED BY BULLSHIT ARTISTS -




DEMOCRATS - Also known as "People of Walmart"




GO FORTH AND LIE, LIE, LIE -




FREEDOM ISN'T FREE -




Eco-Pope Francis -




TOTAL ABSORPTION - ACHIEVED




WHEN STUPIDITY REIGNS - "Those who refuse to learn from history, are doomed to repeat its mistakes"




GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! - On second thought......


TAGS: supreme court g** marriage doma
Rating: 3/5

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OlderThanDirt - April 3, 2013, 10:28 am
Ick.
PapaFox - April 2, 2013, 8:38 pm
:-D


THE REAL TEA PARTY - "Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere." -President George Washington, 1794




Idiot In Chief Obama -




NO MA'AM - I think you've had a few too many.




HITLER- SMARTER THAN OBAMA -




REPUBLICAN MORONS -




MARXISM - I can beleive in!




INTRODUCING MITT ROMNEY! - Communist Mitt Romney sells American jobs to communist China for a profit. (Now we know why RED is the GOP's favorite color!)




HATE MONGERING MARXIST - That's what his speeches are telling us these days. His rich taking up the wealth rhetoric is like saying people are stupid because the smart have used up all the available IQ.


TAGS: hate mongering marxist
Rating: 5/5

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JGalt - October 13, 2012, 10:13 pm
http://twitchy.com/2012/10/13/more-obama-supporters-threaten-to-kill-romney-if-he-becomes-president/


Well Played, Marco! -




Getting What They Asked For & Receiving What They Deserve -


TAGS: baltimore black lives matter freddie gray ferguson effect police presence no justice no peace stephanie rawlings blake marilyn mosby al sharpton race baiters naacp grievance industry cpusa blacklivesmatter eric garner hands up dont shoot michael brown
Rating: 5/5

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MMessEnnBeeCee - June 2, 2015, 7:54 am
Try to figure out why people think a comment is written about them. I mentioned no names, but said some people had the IQ of a dead tree. Someone here decided it must be them that I'm talking about. Now try to figure out why they would think that. lol
guest818 - June 2, 2015, 4:39 am
EMMa, for someone incapable of getting their b***ons pushed, you sure get your b***ons pushed a lot.
rebeccaolsen - June 1, 2015, 6:30 pm
Of course. Because MMessEnnBeeEss WAS talking about me :) It just pushes his bu'ttons when people see right through him, and he gets so embarrassed about it that he tries to cover it up(and other things)by playing 'stupid' about it. Well, I buy 'that' :)
OTC - June 1, 2015, 5:55 pm
She must have "reasonably inferred" you were talking about her, despite "they" in the sentence
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:42 pm
But carry on, you are so cute when you fail troll. :)
rebeccaolsen - May 31, 2015, 8:41 pm
That is still p.ushing your b***ons hun? Aren't you supposed to be "ignoring" me, hun? (#76501) Using OTC to passive-aggressively respond to the things I say, this time "the great comment debate"(#76634,#76635)really doesn't fit the definition of ignoring
MMessEnnBeeCee - May 31, 2015, 6:15 pm
Have you ever noticed how they all claim to have degrees, yet can't even grasp how comments work. I think their degrees are in underwater basket weaving.
OTC - May 31, 2015, 5:16 pm
Liberals are such a joke, and they wonder why we laugh at them.


OBAMARXISM - Not the hopey-changey stuff people thought they were going to get from the community agitator!




THE OBAMA LEGACY - This is how we will remember Barack- confiscator and destroyer of wealth




"HUNDREDS OF NATIONAL PARKS WILL CLOSE"... - There are only 58 national parks !!!




DEMOCRATS - Corrupt and thin-skinned




FACTS - Bush is gone. One day Obama wiill be gone. But the Corps is eternal.




MARK TWAIN - "Suppose You Were An Idiot, And Suppose You Were A Member Of Congress; But I Repeat Myself."




Equality for ALL Americans -


TAGS: marriage equality
Rating: 2.07/5

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Renza - May 11, 2013, 2:29 pm
republicans = p******** Mormons? There's nothing wrong with Polygamist relationships amongst consenting adults (regardless of gender), not sure how you came to the conclusion that people find p***philia acceptable though.
OTC - May 11, 2013, 1:35 pm
So you are in favor of Mormons marrying mulitiple pre-teen girls?
PapaFox - April 28, 2013, 11:28 am
*WHOOSH*
JGalt - April 28, 2013, 10:50 am
Should liberals be allowed to reproduce?


SWEATSHOPS - Slavery didn't go away, it just turned into this thing called "slave wages."




VOTING REPUBLICAN IS JUST ASKING FOR ANOTHER TRICKLE DOWN TRAIN WRECK -




STAND YOUR GROUND LAW - It’s supposed to PROTECT the PERSON who’s being followed home by the psycopath. Not the "PSYCOPATH"!!


TAGS: trayvon martin greorge zimmerman sanford
Rating: 1.6/5

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MashiMashi - August 28, 2013, 11:03 pm
naughty naughty
StoneTools - August 19, 2013, 11:29 am
Nocte
crankyhead - August 18, 2013, 5:06 pm
Nocta.
StoneTools - August 17, 2013, 7:59 pm
Ah, ye old prima notte
MashiMashi - August 17, 2013, 4:13 pm
Every president except TAFT has been a decendant of Prince JOHN, the Robin Hood king who would end knights on missions take their property and ra** thier wives.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2013, 11:53 pm

Wow. That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever read. And I read politifake......Al needs a dose of reality.
StoneTools - August 7, 2013, 5:06 pm
Sharpton: "British royals should have named baby 'Trayvon.' By choosing 'George' they sided with white Hispanic racist Zimmerman"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARINES -




Liberal America -




Thank You, Dear Leader -




Chesty Puller -


TAGS: usmc marines
Rating: 4.5/5

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Cyberhagen - October 4, 2014, 12:21 pm
The United States will never celebrate it's Tricentennial, we're not gonna make that far.


MARX BROTHERS - They all have the same motto




AMERICA IS FACED WITH MANY THREATS TODAY. THREE THAT ARE MOST OBVIOUS: - Progressive socialist liberal movement; Islamic Jihadist; Obama administration.




FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.




T. E. A. - TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY!




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